"Maybe you should ask Spider-Man how he hides his inevitable erections in his suit," she teases, poking Steve's chest. "If he's a teenager, it probably happens every time he sees a pretty girl. Maybe there's a cup built into the spandex."

She doesn't imagine he'll actually ever do this, wear a superhero costume, but now if he does, even if just for Halloween, she'll have to do everything in her power to see exactly how one deals with an erection in a spandex suit. Just for fun.

"Or would that be an odd question to ask?" She tilts her head, as if she doesn't know.