Apr. 1st, 2026 10:07 am
Founder's Day is here again...
To the native citizens, today is a holiday, the celebration of Darrow's foundation more than 200 years ago. For those who are newer to the city, however, there may be something unsettling about ringing in the anniversary of a town that a select few still remember was uninhabited fourteen years ago. A city that, two years year, declared all crime to be legal for a night yet again, claiming it to be a grand and beloved tradition. A city that, once again, seems to have the slightest tears in reality to a darker, wilder shadow of itself.
It's the same city that, on a whim, has claimed that Founder's Day didn't exist at all. Paradoxical or not, it's a well-established fact that Darrow loves a party and takes any excuse to throw one. This year, Darrow natives set about with the usual festivities, looking askance at anyone who might suggest that any such aberration happened in previous years. As far as they remember, this year is the latest in an unbroken chain of wonderful and vibrant Founder's Day celebrations.
For another year running, Todd Chad is proclaimed as Mayor. Again. In place of a speech, he performs the annual hit, I Want To Suck (The Inequality Out Of The System). It will, as dictated now by tradition, once again be hailed by reviews the next day as "lyrics set to music" and "slightly better than being stabbed." This year also sees the return of his newest classic, Broken-Hearted Mayor, as well as a hastily remixed tribute to the late, great Tiffany Charlotte: You're Not Here.
Once he finishes his set, the festivities really pick up. What begins as a tightly packed in the town square not far from City Hall spills out across the rest of the city, too. There are game booths, the scent of every possible fried food and sweet wafting through the air, contests, raffles, balloons, confetti. Gondolas carry customers up and down the river. Some of the local bands perform, while elsewhere, street buskers seek to trade on the crowd's holiday generosity.
The party rages on, and as the hours tick away towards midnight, the sky over Darrow lights up with fireworks, bright colors raining down over a city that, fourteen years ago, was silent and nearly empty.
[ Happy Founders Day, Darrow! The festivities are on, centered in Petros Park but scattered throughout the city. As always, this post is open for as long as you like, and you may top level at any point. Have fun! ]
It's the same city that, on a whim, has claimed that Founder's Day didn't exist at all. Paradoxical or not, it's a well-established fact that Darrow loves a party and takes any excuse to throw one. This year, Darrow natives set about with the usual festivities, looking askance at anyone who might suggest that any such aberration happened in previous years. As far as they remember, this year is the latest in an unbroken chain of wonderful and vibrant Founder's Day celebrations.
For another year running, Todd Chad is proclaimed as Mayor. Again. In place of a speech, he performs the annual hit, I Want To Suck (The Inequality Out Of The System). It will, as dictated now by tradition, once again be hailed by reviews the next day as "lyrics set to music" and "slightly better than being stabbed." This year also sees the return of his newest classic, Broken-Hearted Mayor, as well as a hastily remixed tribute to the late, great Tiffany Charlotte: You're Not Here.
Once he finishes his set, the festivities really pick up. What begins as a tightly packed in the town square not far from City Hall spills out across the rest of the city, too. There are game booths, the scent of every possible fried food and sweet wafting through the air, contests, raffles, balloons, confetti. Gondolas carry customers up and down the river. Some of the local bands perform, while elsewhere, street buskers seek to trade on the crowd's holiday generosity.
The party rages on, and as the hours tick away towards midnight, the sky over Darrow lights up with fireworks, bright colors raining down over a city that, fourteen years ago, was silent and nearly empty.
[ Happy Founders Day, Darrow! The festivities are on, centered in Petros Park but scattered throughout the city. As always, this post is open for as long as you like, and you may top level at any point. Have fun! ]